THE FATHER BUBBLE MELON JELLY It was on a Starry, yet Cloud filled night, that 3 Wise Vaping Kings travelled by skateboard to discover the birth of something beautiful. Bearing gifts of Bubblegum, Watermelon and Jelly, they searched far and wide for some Sweet Jesus Juice after trustworthy online Angels had reviewed it as five gold stars! "The flavour so intense and a hit so clean your plumes will reach the high heavens" the angels purred, "Don't be afraid, try some, a saviour has been born, King of the Vapes!"
THE SON MELON MILK CANDY In the beginning God created a juice that tasted like the heavens and rocked the Earth. The juice was sweet and the cloud production epic; but the big man was a perfectionist and felt more flavour was required so hovered over his creation and said: "Let there be melon" and there was melon (and the ripest of melons too!) "Let there be milk" and there was milk (and the freshest milk at that!) "Let there be candy" and there was candy (oh t'was such damn sweet candy!) And with that "Sweet Jesus Juice" was brought into being!
THE HOLY GHOST PEPPERMINT CREAM Oh Holy Ghost, you are the third liquid of the blessed Sweet Jesus Juice Trinity. Your are the spirit of Vanilla, Mint & Cream proceeding from the epic creations "The Father" and "The Son" and equal to those industry leading liquids in all things. I adore you and I love you with all my tank's capacity...Fill my mouth with a cool fresh mint draw imminently followed by a sweet and cream vanilla exhale and reaffirm my great love for dripping. Grant me also, O Holy Ghost, giver of all good HITS, the special FLAVOUR for which I ask Sweet Jesus, if it be for your honour and glory and for my nicotine related well being. AMEN! Sweet Jesus Juice, immaculately conceived e-liquid